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Tema: Humor de la aviación
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20/07/2007, 14:20 #11
Iniciado por Sombra2
Jajajaja
Mira tu por donde...ese era instructor mio! Jajajaja q bueno
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20/07/2007, 17:41 #12
jeje, que buenas. Recuerdo haber visto muchos mas extractos, aqui van unos cuantos.
ATC al piloto de una cessna:
Potomac Appr: Capflight 1837, traffic is Lear 45, one mile, at your 4---5---6--traffic no longer a factor.
US-Airforce C-130: TWR tell 747 in front of us to call us on 123.45
TWR: XX777 would you mind calling C-130 on 123.45?
xx777: Sorry TWR, we do not talk on 123.45, we are professional pilots
US-Airforce C-130: OK, TWR tell those professional pilots they still have the gear pins in!
Speedbird 206: "Good morning Frankfurt. Speedbird 206 clear of active."
Ground: "Good Morning. Taxi to your gate."
The British Airways 747 pulls onto the main taxiway and stops.
Ground: "Speedbird, do you know where you are going?"
Speedbird 206: "Stand by, ground. I'm looking up the gate location now."
Ground (impatiently): "Speedbird 206, have you never flown to Frankfurt before?"
Speedbird 206 (coolly), "Yes, in 1944. But I didn't stop."
ATC a un avion que habia usado demasiada pista en el aterrizaje:
"American 751, make a hard right turn at the end of the runway, if you are able. If you are not able, take the Guadalupe exit off Highway 101, make a right at the lights and return to the airport."
Tower: "Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on frequency
124.7" Eastern 702: "Tower, Eastern 702 switching to Departure. By the way, after we lifted off we saw some kind of dead animal on the far end of the runway." Tower: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff behind Eastern
702, contact Departure on frequency 124.7. Did you copy that report from Eastern 702?" Continental 635: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff, roger; and yes, we copied Eastern... we've already notified our caterers"
Y esta me encanta xD
O'Hare Approach Control to a 747: "United 329 heavy, your traffic is a Fokker, one o'clock, three miles, Eastbound."
United 239: "Approach, I've always wanted to say this... I've got the little Fokker in sight."
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20/07/2007, 17:46 #13
ATC: "N123YZ, say altitude."
N123YZ: "ALTITUDE!"
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20/07/2007, 18:04 #14visitorGuest
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20/07/2007, 18:17 #15
Iniciado por ojkitar
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20/07/2007, 18:57 #16ave_252Guest
Iniciado por ojkitar
Ese chiste me recuerda al de:
"Como dicen los de letras cinco factorial (5!)"
CINCOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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20/07/2007, 19:17 #17
Iniciado por ave_252
no me lo sabia...
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20/07/2007, 21:03 #18
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Buenisimos
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20/07/2007, 21:48 #19
Iniciado por ojkitar
"N123YZ, say altitude."
N123YZ: "ALTITUDE!"
"N123YZ, say speed"
N123YZ, "speed"
"N123YZ, say flight plan cancelled"
N123YZ:Flightlevel 350, 300 Knots
Algo así era, aunque escribir en inglés no es lo mio...
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20/07/2007, 21:54 #20
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Iniciado por skyblue